E-mail to God

Dear God,

I know I am not in the right place to demand something from you but if you're going to let me have another girlfriend, could it be please someone like Gretchen Ho? You see I have this thing for 'chinitas' and they really turn me on--in a lot of ways that you can think of.(Haha!)

I promise, if let you me meet someone like her, I'll be a very good boy. I'll do my own laundry now. I'll clean my room every week. I'll even clean the house and wash my neighbor's car. I'll do anything you ask--at least anything I think that you ask of me.

Please e-mail back, ASAP. I'll be waiting.